I just watched one of those "Give us all of your money to give to some poor old sap who's dying over in that random country you have never heard of before" commercials. It was excellent. At first, I thought it was a joke, but it just kept going on and on and on, so I finally figured out that it was not a joke. Then I felt bad for laughing. Then I started laughing again.
Okay, the kicker was, it was for Jews. Now, I am used to the ones of african kids who are malnourished and all, but I have never seen an infomercial on Jews. They have a website, but I forgot it. Bummer. They were all like, send us $10 for a Jew box. And we'll send it to your Jew who is without food and lives in the Soviet Union.